Beware! Grubehrt is watching you!

The story so far: no news from the Taus today except... all of the actual passageways into the tube's often mysterious destinations are found at the punctuation of each post's first statement. All passageways at the end of each post are relevant, but were created mainly for the purpose of confusing the Bakalite. Don't forget to change into the appropriate clothing and watch out for the sparks.